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Monday, February 16, 2026

Daily Duties of a Space Marine

+++ Ordinance LXVII–VII–55.8922
+++ Temporal reference: 833.717.M30
+++ Concerning the Regulated Daily Observances of the VIIth Legion Astartes During Periods of Fortress Garrison

 
{Applicable to Battle-Brothers Not Assigned to Active Combat, Patrol, or Guard Detail}

By decree of Maximus Thane, Grandmaster of the Imperial Fist legion and the High Legion Command under the sigil of Terra, the following schedule is ratified for all duly sworn Battle-Brothers of the VIIth Legion during garrison duty. Deviation without superior dispensation is subject to censure. 

0400 — Reveille
At the fourth hour, reveille shall be declared by authorised vox-hailing the ceremonial tolling of the Gilded Bell of the Eternity Gate upon Terra, sounding seven times in solemn remembrance of the VIIth Legio Astartes.

0400–0415 — Rite of Purification
Battle-Brothers shall cleanse the body in full discipline, with particular attention to face and hands. Shaving and grooming shall be conducted without excess. Thereafter, pre-scribed light attire shall be donned: linen tunic, linen braccae, and regulation leather boots.

0415–0430 — Morning Stratification Brief

Immediate superiors shall deliver formal notice regarding Legion and Centuria status, logistical updates, and forthcoming duty allocations.
 
0430–0445 — Deca-IKM Agility Trial
A short-distance {10 Imperial Kilometre} obstacle course shall be undertaken in light at-tire for the cultivation of endurance, coordination, and fraternal bonding.
 
0445–0515 — First Nutritional Allotment (Refectory)
Consumption of approved sustenance: optimised nutrient pastes, protein rations, and vi-ta-mineralised hydration fluids.
 
0515–0600 — Foundational Physical Conditioning
Engagement in weight resistance exercise or heavy construction labour, as determined by availability and strategic necessity.
 
0600–0800 — Close Assault Discipline I
Instruction and regulated duelling in unarmed combat and short-pattern close-assault weaponry, including (but not exclusive to) dagger, knife, club, and gladius. Cage engagement protocols apply  

0800–1000 — Structural Doctrine Instruction
Formal academic study of architectural theory, materials science, and principles of integrated fortress defence in accordance with VIIth Legion siege and defence tenets.
 
1000–1145 — Ranged Weapons Discipline I
Live-fire exercises with approved sidearms: bolt-, pyre-, plasma-, inferno pistols and Volkite Serpentas. 
Mobile and airborne targets shall be engaged at graduated distances.
 
1145–1200 — Weapon maintenance
Cleaning, inspection, and recalibration of all issued weaponry.
 
1200–1230 — Second Nutritional Allotment (Refectory)
Increased intake of protein broth, vat-grown muscle substrate, and vita-mineralised hydration fluids.
 
1230–1300 — Midday Performance Review
Structured analysis of individual conduct and efficacy during the first operational section of the cycle. Discussion shall remain disciplined and devoid of superfluous sentiment.
 
1300–1445 — Decuria Tactical Ballistics Drill I
Armoured live-fire exercise within simulated combat environments. Primary objectives: maintenance of fire lines, coordinated manoeuvre under hostile engagement, and adaptation to variable terrain.
 
1445–1500 — Weapon maintenance
Cleaning, inspection, and recalibration of all issued weaponry.
 
1500–1530 — Deca-IKM Armoured Endurance Trial
Standardised run [10 Imperial Kilometres] conducted in fully activated Astartes power armour. All armour systems shall be assessed for operational integrity.
 
1530–1630 — Close Assault Discipline II
Advanced instruction in medium-pattern close-combat weaponry, including (but not exclusive to): power sword, chain sword, mace, and axe. Counter-polearm engagement training. All drills to be executed in full armour.
 
1630–1700 — Panoply Maintenance Routine
Primary armour recalibration and minor restorative procedures. Remaining interval devoted to black carapace interface care and auxiliary wargear maintenance.
 
1700–1800 — Decuria Tactical Doctrine
Academic instruction concerning evolving tactical doctrines and formal review of recorded battlefield engagements.
 
1800–1830 — Third Nutritional Allotment (Refectory)
Sustenance as previously authorised.
 
1830–1900 — Evening Performance Review
Analytical discourse concerning conduct during the second operational section of the cycle.
 
1900–2000 — Decuria Tactical Ballistics Drill II
Armoured live-fire engagement emphasising mid-range weapon systems and coordinated heavy support integration at Decuria scale.
 
2000–2030 — Philosophical Contemplation 
Contemplative instruction in doctrines of war, brotherhood, strategy, and tactical virtue. Tuition in matters of the Imperial Truth and the new Lex Imperialis.
 
2030–2115 — Ranged Weapons Discipline II
Live-fire instruction in mid- to long-range weapon systems against mobile and airborne targets at graduated distances.
 
2115–2215 — Legion Strategic Theory
Hololith-assisted instruction advancing comprehension of warfare at Legion magnitude. Examinations shall be administered for the identification of candidates suitable for future command elevation.
 
2215–2245 — Fourth Nutritional Allotment (Refectory)
Final regulated intake of nutrient paste, protein ration, and hydration allotment.
 
2245–2300 — Last Performance Review
Analytical discourse concerning conduct during the second operational section of the cycle.

2300–0000 — Discretionary Interval
Permitted activities include wargear refinement, personal craftsmanship, approved study, or regulated fraternal contest.
 
0000 —
Curfew
At the zero hour, curfew shall be declared by vox-hailing twenty tolls of the Gilded Bell of the Eternity Gate upon Terra. All Battle-Brothers shall enter rest-cycle via activation of their Catalepsean Node immedately thereafter.

Monday, January 19, 2026

Augean RT-56


The Vienaen Manufactorum Conglomerate proudly presents a joint venture (*under legal code IEC-§33.Alpha.588.0003.7944.Indigo*) of the most prolific old-data interpreters, ironmongers, and war-smiths — a new hope for the desperate peoples of the deserted wastelands — the elegant and powerful Augean RT-56 Caterpillar(Logisticae Data Number 900.26.712-Phi-6v6)

With an impressive length of approximately 7 im [Imperial Metres] and an exceptionally high top speed of 56 ikm/eh [Imperial Kilometres per Engineering Hour], the Augean is a force to be reckoned with by the remaining tech-savages and plunder-hobos of the Uncivilisation.

The military variant (Logisticae Data Number 900.26.721-Phi-6v6) is equipped with a .50-calibre light-duty autocannon manufactured by the famed gunsmith family Rott — the notorious Rott Reminder 44-X. (*Please note that the default system is a weapon built to be used by non-Arbites law enforcement agencies. A military grade weapon system may be purchased separately*)

The Augean RT-56 is a truly miraculous vehicle, with more purposes than even the most creative minds could imagine.

The frontal drive section is standardised to allow six ISS.0 [Imperial Standard Size] persons an idyllic journey, while protecting them from thrown stones and hurled empty bottles by a robust bodywork consisting of two formidable layers of 4 imm [Imperial Millimetres] of mild steel. (*Please note that this was tested under laboratory conditions only*). The Reminder 44-X autocannon is also comfortably accessible from this part of the caterpillar.

All seats are heavily padded for increased comfort, and the front-seat passenger even has direct access to a robust Vista-79 cogitator to be used for navigation and advanced engine control. We also prided a small promethium fired kiln for the cabin. It can be used either for heating - in cold desert nights or even Antarctic climates - or as an almost luxurious cooking stove. (*Please note that all four side windows must be opened to operate the kiln longer than 20 em [Engineering Minutes] continuously*)

 
But the true wonder of the Augean RT-56 Caterpillar lies in the rear section. It is delivered entirely empty, offering more space to fill according to your own needs than you could ever hope for.

Do you require a recycling-water transport? No problem! Simply purchase a compatible plastek tank and install it. Or do you intend to travel far and wide and need a perfectly safe place to rest your weary head? Just acquire a folding bed (*Please note that we strongly recommend securing it to the floor plate*) and a pest-resistant mattress. (*Please note, however, that regularly resting for more than four hours on a biocidally pre-treated mattress may cause serious health complications within weeks of use*).


Any other ideas? Sure! Simply try them out and recommend your innovations to friends, neighbours, and comrades. (or to me, your humble author. Maybe I can map them)

Augean RT-56 - the newest way to crawl with style

[No warranty of any kind is provided with this product. Always use at your own risk.]